• 08:07 OK,lovely people.Am writing guest post for someone about being(or thinking you are)famous/popular on t'Internets.Send me links,thoughts,etc. #
• 09:54 "Like a Polo Hayley, like a Polo" #
• 11:05 Rejected within 12 hours...and most of that I was asleep! *sigh* Sad face now. #
• 11:53 If people snatch documents put of my hand again, I am going to make them eat the fucking things. #
• 12:07 Ask me anything formspring.me/hgc2 #
• 12:15 Ok Formspring, didn't actually ask you to tweet and fb for me, thanks anyway #
• 12:17 "Dont you have work to do?". Ok, admit it, who forgot that I hate my job? #
• 12:24 Seriously, you didn't know?Main things I tweet: I hate my job, I like tea, #firstbristol sucks, #
• 18:01 Ok,have seen a few posts about the beauty blog awards...are there any beauty blogs that *weren't* nominated,cause that seems more exclusive! #
• 18:43 Finally unsubscribed from @shinyshiny. You used to be awesome, but now, meh, not even worth skipping past in my GReader. #
• 19:06 Sadface, think it is time to throw away my beautiful roses (because they smell a bit funny actually) #
• 19:46 What sort of pretty pretty shops are there in Frome/Shepton Mallet(@wishwishwish,you're the expert ;))I feel the need to shop this wkend #
• 19:53 Trying to think of songs that influence skanky dancing from the wife.So far have"Maneater" "Hips Dont Lie" "Dirrty" "Crazy in Love"Any more? #
• 20:30 Things I love today: Nutella on cinamon and raisin bagels, chatting with @zoecorkhill and mocking others, writing on the bus, tea. Awesome. #
• 21:31 I have Google Buzz. I don't know what Google Buzz is *sigh* #
• 22:00 New post: Definition: Smug (bit.ly/aBWZIn) bit.ly/aBWZIn #
• 22:00 ARGH GO AWAY KERRY KATONA, YOU'RE STILL A FAT CHAV. #
• 22:27 news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8507066.stm - I know everyone is blaming Kraft for the #Somerdale closure, but its not their fault? #
• 22:49 *sigh* The fact that Sad Face not only doesn't work IRL, but online either, really increases the sadness. #

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smug /sm’??/ –adjective, smug?ger, smug?gest.

1. contentedly confident of one’s ability, superiority, or correctness; complacent.
2. trim; spruce; smooth; sleek.

There is a breed of human around called a smug married, the Wife and the Lord (yes, Nathan has been upgraded from mere “boy”) which I am afraid that I am becoming with Alex.

However, I should mention that the following things are not smug

• Ordering the same item in a restaurant. Sharing that item would be smug, feeding each other would be epic smugness.
• Matching bed sheets. No, not our beds in our respective homes (would that be more smug than feeding each other?) but matching pillow cases, duvet covers and sheets.
• Holding hands. No, wait, thats smug.

Oh, and the XKCD comic up top? Yeah, thats what I feel like I’m doing whenever I mention Alex (did I mention I had a BOYFRIEND?)

• 06:54 Hello new week. Try not to suck. Cheers. #
• 08:11 WHY DID I CHOOSE TO UPDATE MY IPHONE NOW? ARGH HURRY UP #
• 08:17 Just finished, why can't iTunes give an estimated time for the upgrade? #
• 08:36 Need to buy some proper work shoes. High heel, not stiletto (they wear too quickly!), comfortable, not expensive, black. Too much to ask? #
• 08:38 Ugh, someone has a pasty from BTM on the bus. You don't get that stink from sushi #imissdashi #
• 08:44 If we're going to mention food outlets at Temple Meads that we miss, then I should mention waffle man. Nutella waffle, uber om nom nom. #
• 14:12 Hey snow, can you not come to Bristol and surroundings cause I want to go to the wifes this weekend. Ta x #
• 14:15 I am daydreaming of big leather handbags and matching purses, in purple or grey leather.@nixgeek,did you know Wife lives by Mulberry outlet? #
• 18:39 Disappointed in Bedminster Asda. No tacky padded cards? WTF? #
• 18:43 Some bloke just shouted "Yeah mama, shake that something maker" at me. Someone translate please? #
• 18:59 Silver court platforms (not 90's, honestly) for £10 at Office? CLICK CLICK GO FASTER COMPUTER I NEED TO LOOK #
• 20:03 Feeling like I use my time at work to recover from my busy busy weekends lately.THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT,I LOVE MY WEEKENDS,I just hate work. #
• 20:10 I have a list of things to do as long as something quite long, but am procrastinating. Arse. Need someone to kick me to do stuff. #
• 20:59 Tired of this PAPI test now. Booooored #
• 21:24 OK, admit it, who else sang along with the boys' mash-up? #glee4 #
• 21:28 "I'm not built to work five days a week" Me too evil Mrs Shue. Me too. *sigh* #glee4 #
• 21:30 Seriously Kurt, I would marry you, you know, if you weren't a bit of a gay and also fictional #glee4 #
• 21:32 WHAT PETER ANDRE LOVE SONGS *stab stab stab* Although for some reason I want to buy it for @paparatti. #
• 21:48 Whyyyyyyy is my spam getting a ridiculous amount of Viagra adverts lately? #
• 21:52 I really hate those contraception adverts? Who the flip sits in a caf with their bloke and says "ooh, I'm thinking of getting an implant" #
• 21:55 OK, so Tim is going to be doing a guest post for my blog (and I'll be doing one for his) Anyone else want to do one for me? Will send tea. #
• 22:08 Ha, I almost just pasted something in here that was a bit wrong...not sure why I'm telling you this now. #
• 22:15 "How can I become famous?"Considering Ask Jeeves is resorting to TV adverts to get ppl to use their website,asking them isn't a good idea. #
• 22:32 Mmm bed. I don't spend enough time with/in you, amazing bed. #
• 22:34 Stupid bed, stop squeaking, I only sat on you and you sound like an orgy is going on. #

• 00:18 RT @juliancheal: Been drinking some amazing cocktails tonight. Still got loads more booze to get through. Come join us<please, or I have to! #
• 00:44 "I like that it's not in widescreen, it's like the olden days" This is why we don't let @juliancheal drink #
• 11:29 Splendid evening last night, thanks @juliancheal! #
• 11:31 If someone could bring me two cups of tea, I would be their best friend FOR EVER (or at least the next time I need a brew) #
• 12:03 I am still in Bath. I was vain enough to wear my contacts last night. I expected to be in Bristol today. I can't seeeeeeeee. Crap. #
• 12:52 A post by @hellybellybutt about New Look - bit.ly/bVThRn #
• 14:53 Not wearing my glasses is incredibly confusing. Can't make out things unless they're right infront of me. I want laser surgury :( #
• 17:04 Ugh, tidying. Will it never end? (yes, when I hide from it) #
• 18:05 Getting attacked by a spaniel. Furry slobber mobster. #
• 18:54 Somehow, I don't think I've tweeted 64000+ times. Even I don't have that much crap to say #
• 19:01 I can't even read Twitter when my phone is in my lap. Stupid eyes. #
• 19:08 Good thing about giant TV - I can sort of see it! And it's Scrubs, so I know what's happening. #
• 19:18 Can we start a fund to buy Iggy Pop some clothes? I don't like seeing topless old men. #
• 23:09 My eyes have had a happy reunion with my glasses. Now time for bed. #
• 23:15 Left my window open yesterday, so now my bedroom is freeeezing cold :( #

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This post was written by my BFF Helen over on her blog – here. She let me repost it because, well, she’s bloody amusing.

Everybody has their favourite shop, Oasis, Warehouse, Topshop, well mine is New Look. Yes I’ll browse round the others, spend vouchers in Oasis and get work tops on offer in Dorothy Perkins but my heart always takes me back to New Look.

Even “Little J” is loving New Look!

I know that people who frequent Topshop will scoff in their oh so original trendy boots but I don’t care. To be honest I only nip into Topshop when there is a sale on and even then I wait till it’s reached the buy one get one free point!
I just don’t see the attraction. Yes some of the clothes are nice and I used to shop there all the time (well they were the only shop that sold long length jeans and trousers so I didn’t really have much choice!) but for me the love affair is over. People who shop there seem to think they are the best thing since sliced bread, they think they’re so fashionable but in a trendy, original way. Problem is, they’re not, they all look the same! You can spot a Topshopper straightaway, they’re generally found in a group of girls who all look the same! The only good thing about Topshop nowadays is what it’s name suggests, selling tops, the basic tops in a few different styles in about 10 different colours.

Yaaaaaawn

For me it’s all about New Look. Firstly, it sells everything, clothes – yes, shoes – yes, bags – yes, coats – yes, accessories – yes, underwear – yes, swimwear – yes, watches – yes, yes even watches!!!! And it’s all at a reasonable price. You can get a wide range of styles and sizes, tall, petite, maternity, plus size, kids, men – what more could you want?!

The new Bath store, the 200th New Look store ever or something?

If you’re headed for a night out and you have don’t have an outfit (or at least one you want to wear!) you can pop into New Look on your lunch break and if you’re a savvy shopper you pick up a whole new outfit for less than £50, including shoes!!! If you are lucky and there’s a decent sale on you can get an outfit for less than £30!

“But what about Primark?” I hear you cry. Pfft. Yes, I pfft at Primark. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a snob, I love a bit of Primarni, you can get an entire outfit, including shoes and accessories. Having said that, if you want your clothes to last for more than a few weeks with regular wear you will be slightly disappointed. I find that after a few washes Primark clothes tend to lose a bit of shape and shoes become tatty looking with the sole coming away. If we’re talking underwear, pjs, bags and jewellery I am there, in fact I can’t wait for the Primark Superstore ‘opening soon’ in Chester! Lunchtime bargain hunt here I come!

I think I will probably always love New Look, I tend to pop in at least once a week just to see what’s new. In fact, recently I bought some new shoes from Office and all my friends asked me if they were from New Look! (Originally they were supposed to be £60 so I’m taking that as a win for New Look!)

• 11:46 Lovely evening at Goldbrick House (again!) last night. Only downside is that we didn't get a taxi up so couldn't sample the gins! #
• 14:27 Half 2? Maybe I should get out of bed then. #
• 15:56 I have 20 minutes of children screaming on the bus to look forward to. Oh the joy. #
• 16:00 I may start crying myself. #
• 16:07 The child is screaming so mch, the bus driver actually stopped the bus and came to look why it was shouting so much #
• 16:08 OH THANK GOD IT GOT OFF THE BUS. Stopped shrieking straight away. Little shit. #
• 19:01 .@juliancheal's David Bowie impression is amazing. #
• 22:20 Drinking gin and tonic from a tea cup at @juliancheal's cocktail party. How English. #
• 23:49 .@juliancheal has found the porn on BT Vision, help. #

• 06:21 Oh, morning. In need of a man servant to make me tea in the morning. #
• 06:51 Er...new Facebook page...is like the old one? #
• 07:09 You know when you're pretty sure (like, 98%) that its someones birthday, but you don't want to say anything in case you're that 2% wrong? #
• 07:31 Listening to the Reefer Madness soundtract on the way to work, because musicals about drug addiction in the '30's are hilarious. #
• 08:59 Argh, explaining how to log where things are in archive is annoying. #
• 11:51 My version of a review of the ballet - bit.ly/c2qfxS #
• 13:06 Massive cravings for salad. Mmm. #
• 13:08 Prey has reminded me why I don't do lunch at 1-students everywhere! #
• 13:15 "How are you today?" "Feeling like I may hit some students, what about you" "Same!". Poor lady in Pret. #
• 14:50 Feeling very nervous about tonight and I don't know why! #
• 16:33 I just confused RPatz for BARROWMAN. Fail. #
• 16:34 Half 4 finish, woop woop. #
• 16:50 Fuck me, Queens Square in daylight. Not seen this for a while. #
• 17:06 Home! Hmm, shower, or watch Spongebob. In my pants. #
• 17:14 Random blokes in the street chatting to me. Totterdown is so funny #
• 17:18 .@juliancheal just sent a text beginning "sup you'll". Can only assume he is the next Tim Westwood. Blowing it up, tweed style. #
• 18:29 Found a pair of shoes I forgot I had. Best feelig ever. #
• 18:52 Sometimes I fail at being a girl. BAH. #
• 22:01 foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. i am not a fatty tho #

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On Monday, I was very lucky enough to be given a ticket to see the ballet Sleeping Beauty at the Hippodrome. The week before, Kate asked via Twitter if any one would be interested in going with her, as she has won two tickets.

We were sat in the grand circle, quite central but just off to the right of the stage, which gave us a great view of the stage. It was the first night, and so the place was pretty full but we didn’t have anyone in the row in front until 10 mins into the first act when a bloke with a head so large it blocked about 20% of my view sat in front. I affectionately nicknamed him “Fat Head” and luckily he moved after the interval.

I had never been to the ballet before so didn’t really know what to expect. For one thing, I didn’t actually know that there was no dialogue, just music and dancing.

The dancing was pretty awesome, but lets face it, if you’re going to watch a ballet by the Russian State Ballet of Siberia, you kinda expect that they’re not going to be completely crap! I have to admit, the costumes were a lot more interesting to me than things like the backdrops. The princess’ wedding outfit reminded me of She-Ra’s costume. And lines like that prove why I’m not a reviewer.

Crackerjack has a proper type review here, and the company touring the country at the moment, so have a look at this page to see if they’re performing near you soon!

• 08:08 A catch up of the weekend - bit.ly/avs5uG #
• 08:23 A guy just walked past with a shirt unbuttoned half way down his chest, jeans&a beanie hat on, carrying a clear umbrella.Not the best look. #
• 08:36 I can hear the music of the girl sitting on the other side of the bus over my own. Is it rude to ask people to turn their iPod down? #
• 10:06 Thinking about going for a meal tomorrow night in Bristol. Central/Clifton, not insanely expensive, we're not fussy. Suggestions Twitter? #
• 11:49 Procrastination led to the creation of a Tumblr - glamkisses.tumblr.com/ - about beauty and fashion blogger quirks. #
• 14:13 All motivation lost. We are of course implying I had some in first place. #
• 16:12 Bought a box for @nixgeek's present...very similar to the present box I have with Wife...could fit a pair of heels in it... #
• 16:15 I have bought him stuff to go in the box, I am not that crap a girlfriend ("hello darling, here's an empty box") #
• 18:05 Mmm...House of Fraser...must resist the Mulberry #
• 18:48 Dressing room chatter is always hood to listen to, but in Ann Summers, it's just that little bit more. #
• 18:58 Its insulting enough, CovertCandy that you've started an email to me with "Dear Fashion Blogger" (mmm, personal),but sending it twice? Fail. #
• 19:31 Even more excited about going to @goldbrickhouse tomorrow night because their menu has JELLY AND ICE CREAM. Well, it is Alex's birthday :D #
• 19:49 I tried to make @nixgeek's present as manly looking with the wrapping. I may have failed slightly. twitpic.com/11dehq #
• 20:43 Booked a place on bristolgirlgeekdinners.com/next-dinner/ for myself...very scary, but have to push myself to do this sort of thing! #
• 22:00 Yay, Secret Diary time! #
• 22:11 "Tell me you're a dirty goat" #secretdiary So wrong, but amusing. #
• 22:30 #secretdiary is much too short! #
• 22:42 Erm, why do I not have a sombraero or poncho or A PINATA IN THE KITCHEN? #skins #
• 23:06 Boo, on work an hour early tomorrow. But leaving an hour early! #
• 23:12 Mmm sleep times. Yay. #

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After nearly 2 months of living in the new house, we finally had our housewarming on Saturday.

Zoe and James were the first to arrive on Saturday afternoon so we headed up to Clifton for some pretty pretty shopping, before Becca and Neil joined us at Rocotillos after their 5 and a half hour journey from Bedford!

The milkshakes and burgers went down quite well (as soon as Becca walked in, I handed her my shake for a gulp!) and we all managed to squeeze into James’ tiny car to head back to the house.

Our new house just so happens to be around the corner from a certain house heavily featured in Being Human, so without mentioning it, I directed James to drive past Corner House. Becca and Zoe squealed with glee, and again a few seconds later when they realised that the pub that one of the characters works in or something is actually on the next corner. (Can you tell I’ve not been watching it?)

I opened the front door to find Suz in the kitchen opening a bottle of something. Quite a surprise!

We all settled down in front of the TV to watch American Idol auditions and some dreadful dating show with Paddy McGuiness whilst more people arrived. I feel like I should point out here I had no influence on the TV shows!

The Signstar came out about half 8, 9pm ish, and there was so much singing done! I honestly can’t remember some of the songs I did, although, of course, I had to singing Total Eclipse of the Heart (spin around ninjas!)

I headed up to bed about 2am, but I think there was still some Singstar going on. I’m jut getting too old, obviously.

In the morning, we persuaded Alec (king o’eggs) to make us all breakfast which was eaten whilst watching Glee. Happy people singing and dancing about…who knew that was such a good hangover cure?

There’s quite a few videos lurking on Facebok and YouTube, but I’ll leave you with mine and Alecs rendition of “I Touch Myself” which took place after many gins and wines. Luckily, the amount of skanky dancing in this video is minimal considering how much I drank! Zoe’s got her own version of the evening here

It was a great weekend, so good to see so many friends. As we’ve gotten older, the amount of houseparties has dropped, which is a real shame! Thank you all so much to our friends that came to the party, it wouldn’t have been the same without you (no, really, it would have been my housemate and I sitting in our front room)

• 07:26 Odd dreams again last night, not scary, but why were we at Farm Boys barn, riding motorbikes to get sweets? #
• 08:05 Wearing an old dress for the first time ever today. Feel quite self concious. #
• 08:19 Having a hippy mum at the bus stop who keeps shouting at "Raf" (boy, about 3yo, wants to play in mud) is going to keep me annoyed all day. #
• 08:20 There is some awesome George from #beinghuman graffiti (!) on the power thing by 3 Lamps. Totterdown, you are just too cool. #
• 08:25 Crap pic, but look at it! #beinghuman #graffiti twitpic.com/115bi7 #
• 12:11 Mild job panic...rumour has it we'll be "let go" soon. Anyone want to employ me? I'm nice, honest. #
• 18:16 Am so amazing at getting turned down for jobs, I've been sent an form rejection letter for a job I never applied for! #
• 18:24 The picture of BS8 on FYB makes me sad because it doesn't have those curly letters for BS anymore. Boooo students. #
• 18:26 Text to wife: "New Cath Kidston collection online, nom nom nom". Does that make me sound old? #
• 18:38 tr.im/MHOx - Not sure of @Fashionista_com's description of New Look as "a junky Topshop" NL > TS for me #
• 19:11 Haha, just spotted @hellybellybutt on the Uncover Aussie blog. I had forgotten that horror of hair! #
• 20:02 Still haven't found anything to sync things on a memory stick without needing Internets. Windows "Briefcase" is as close as I can get :( #
• 20:21 Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse... tr.im/MIy1 @zoecorkhill I blame you! #
• 21:03 I...am....meh. Yeah. #
• 21:17 Can't stand it when people sign off blog entries. WHY? (also, whats the worst one you've seen? My current one is "Glam Kisses!!") #
• 21:58 Whats better than snuggling down into my cosy bed? Snuggling down with my new jim jams on! Epic comfort. #
• 22:07 Radio 1 is playing SOAD - Chop Suey. Haven't heard this version in ages, always listen to Richard Cheese's version. #
• 22:33 Ah, procrastination. Somehow this has lead to the creation of a Tumblr - glamkisses.tumblr.com/ - about bloggers. Oh you guys. #
• 23:04 Radio 1 is now playing 21 Seconds. Its like they're trying to play the music of my sixth form life. WHY? #

• 06:43 Still feeling exhausted from the weekend. Being social interferes with my hobby of being a lazy bitch. #
• 08:56 Wish more restaurants would use things like OpenTable, would make things much easier! #
• 13:02 Trying to work out how much I want Wagamamas. Can I wait till weekend? #
• 14:08 Old people! You might be lonely but shut up at the till I want to pay! #
• 18:02 Wish time out of work felt longer, and time in work felt like notime at all. Fair trade I think v #
• 18:18 Time to unsubscribe from a lot of beauty blogs...tired of reading about IMATS and Lip Tars (whch noone explains fully, but all mention them) #
• 18:52 Bristol ladies, is anyone going to the Girl Geek Dinner? I want to go but am too shy to go alone. #
• 19:21 Slightly satisfying to see that house next door is up for rent at £200 more than we pay. Scoooooore. #
• 19:30 Drinking wine, on a school night. Fuck you Audit, you are driving me to drink :( #
• 20:58 Still thinking about Wigglymamas. Notice that I didn't mention it to the wife, she'd only want another smug double date. #
• 22:30 After talking with the wife, I suddenly want to go buy lingerie after work tomorrow. What a shame. #
• 23:16 So glad to have an evening to myself tonight. Love seeing my friends and doing stuff and that, but sometimes the best company is myself. #
• 23:17 Saying that, 20 mins on phone to wife, plus calls and MSN's to Alex isn't really alone. But its the good sort of alone. #

• 06:33 Horrid horrid dreams last night. Going to take a while to shake that one off :( #
• 07:59 yfrog.com/4f9rcbj - Sparkley pink cupcakes with jam (JAM!!) in the middle for breakfast? Yes please/ #
• 08:02 bit.ly/buMS3f -One for @NeilCrosby...Bristol's so awesome,we have UNICORNS on the crest.And gold ones on top of the council house! #
• 08:36 Really happy the #firstbristol 54 was half empty this morning, yet didn't stop at our stop. Had to walk to TM in new heels :( #
• 08:46 Argh, now the #firstbristol 8 driver has stopped at Lewins Mead for switchover, but there's noone to replace him yet. Why do this now?! #
• 14:27 Looking forward to the ballet tonight with @Nose_in_a_book but having a crisis about what to wear! #
• 20:31 Half way through the ballet. Keep looking at the shoes. Also getting confused. Am v classy, obv. #
• 20:36 May balance out the culture I am getting by eating @juliancheal's Pot Noodle when I get in. That is not a euphanism. #
• 22:26 Sleeping Beauty was mah-velous dahlings. Thanks @Nose_in_a_book! #
• 22:46 Things I don't really want to see again: a man, leaping about with a crotch coated in lycra. No ta. And your bum was too padded. #

• 10:59 Awesome party last night, lots of fun! #
• 11:47 Epic breakfast. Alec is the king of eggs. #
• 12:56 Perhaps I should get dressed. Can't go out with the wife in my pjs :) #
• 13:35 Putting pictures from last night on Facebook. Curious why @jlancashire and @frogboyflips decided to fill my camera with pics of themselves. #
• 13:41 www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=55099&id=309600211&l=e967b377b3 Photosssssss #
• 18:28 This photo makes me laugh a lot - www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1952798&l=2069a60935&id=309600211 This is my glee face. #
• 18:29 I don't know what this is, besides my arm poking @juliancheal www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1952841&l=91a697117e&id=309600211 #
• 19:10 Dear Twitter. Here am I making a tit of of myself. And sexy dancing allegedly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF3Lb41G54 #
• 19:20 I think I love the photo where I am loungeing across @nixgeek, Suz and @bookwormbecca the most ever. 6 people on a 2 person sofa. Awesome. #
• 19:30 The Wife and the Lord bought us strawberry and cream cupcakes from M&S. These are the greatest cupcakes ever-sparkly glitter and jam inside! #
• 20:10 bit.ly/dze4fw - This "experience" sounds like it was created for me. Make cupcakes and drink cocktails at the same time? YES PLEASE. #
• 20:20 Sometimes, I am scared that I know more about the Wifes marriage than she does. Took too long to explain her first anniversary is paper. #
• 20:48 This website is making me laugh so much: www.cornflowers.biz/552.html #
• 21:03 Being Human time! Although I still haven't watched last series. #
• 21:41 WHO DRANK ALL MY FUCKING GIN YOU BASTARDS? How do I have no gin?! #
• 22:03 There is one photo where a tiny bit of the background just makes me very very smiley. Damn this ridiculous smugness! #
• 22:09 Fuck Zavvi, this is such a generous offer. One WHOLE pound off! twitpic.com/10rbe5 #

• 11:31 Good morning! (just about) Its a gorgeous blue skied day over Bristol, and I'm super excited to be seeing lots of friends today! #
• 14:57 Headed up to Clifton, if anyone would like to join! #
• 16:28 In Tillos with @Jamescorkhill and @zoecorkhill, waiting for @NeilCrosby and @bookwormbecca! #
• 17:20 Foooook me theres some hilarious rahs in Tillos today. One wearing a white fur coat. #

• 08:34 Love the comparison in todays Metro between Glee and Skins. Ohio's got dance routines, Bristol's got kids having sex in stairwells. Nice. #
• 12:01 Important disussions: salt and vinegar squares are best potato based snack. Discuss. #
• 12:10 Do I want a shake from Rocotillos for lunch? #
• 14:17 Chose salad over a Tillos milkshake. So wrong. #
• 15:55 Snowing and sunshine. The weather is messed up #
• 17:55 Crazy traffic around Temple Meads. I'm so glad I walk everywhere. #
• 20:01 Oh FUCK YES, My Super Sweet 16 UK. And she's an Essex girl. Could it get any better? #
• 20:02 Why do 15 year olds need Blackberrys? And how could someone spent £1500 in Debenhams?! #
• 20:04 WHY IS THE BLOKE IN THE JEWELLERY SHOP SHOWING THEM £10K DIAMOND RINGS?! #
• 20:04 "If you had this necklace, would you be happy?" Thats it, I give up. #
• 20:24 I'm gonna burn you with my lyrical flame. Indeed. #
• 22:15 I really want to watch Beetlejuice #
• 22:31 Anyone looking forward to Miss @bookwormbecca's "dramatic reading of pornoriffic fan fiction" this weekend? Any requests? #
• 22:47 Has anyone seen my cocktail shaker? I mean, its OK, I have a big vase, I can mix drinks in that. #
• 23:24 Aaaaaaaaah I'm so full of excite for tomorrow! So many awesome Aber people heading to Brizzle :) #

• 14:21 Dear Andy Murray the tennis man. Can you change your name please, I keep thinking people are talking about @frogboyflips. #
• 14:22 Suffering severe boredom and sadness at work. Ways to cure? #
• 17:49 Off to try and find a pair of work shoes. Don't tell the boy or the wife, I may get in trouble. #
• 18:09 New Look, always good for shoes. £5, cheaper than rehealing. #
• 18:37 Signs I am getting old: I bought 3 lint rollers. What an exciting shopping trip. #
• 19:44 I think I need this: www.outblush.com/women/home/appliances/smart-planet-mini-cupcake-maker Good housewarming present *hint* #
• 20:16 I can't wait to get drunk with @zoecorkhill on Saturday, there will be a million photos of us posing in the same way. #
• 20:42 Weird things I have done today: Practiced Singstar with the girl who sits behind me at work via email. Totally normal. #
• 21:05 Sleepy sleepy. The joy of new shoes has worn off sadly. #
• 21:20 I just realised I spell "re-heeling" as "rehealing". Still kinda true I guess. #
• 22:02 Double bill of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Woo! #
• 22:06 Oh, of course Belle has an iPhone. #
• 22:12 How the hell would you keep those massive earrings on in bed? #secretdiary #
• 22:30 How lazy do you have to be to use Moonpig, especially for Valentines Day? #
• 22:42 "is it because i'm black?" "no, its because you're a whore, you muppet" #secretdiary #
• 23:01 Secret Diary of a Call Girl S3 started quite well I think, and yay, the interview between Billie and the real Belle is on now :) #

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Yeah, so yesterday was the big Apple announcement. It was pretty hard to look at any tech related website for the past few weeks without at least a mention of the long awaited tablet version of a Mac.

Look at it. LOOOOOK AT IT. Its nice, and shiny, and yeah, I kinda want one, but I’m not going to. Why? Well, if we ignore the fact that I have no money, ever, I just bought this netbook (er, that I’m typing on. I forgot that you couldn’t see me pointing) for the same reason why I would have the iPad.

This might surprise some people. Most of my friends refer to me (I hope in what is an affectionate way. Cause if not, you guys are lame) as a Mac Whore. But…I like Windows 7. Sure, its not as shiny, and ace as a Mac, but I don’t know. I’m using the netbook more, mostly because it balances on my chest quite well when lying on the sofa. Thats totally a good reason to choose a computer.

There was a point to this blog. I just can’t remember it.

• 08:21 The girl that influenced bit.ly/6mhRXM is sitting opposite me again. Thankfully she has learnt from her mistakes! #
• 08:25 And by that I mean she isn't trying to show me where babies come from #
• 17:58 Dear Twitter. I think I want to be an accountant. Oh help. #
• 18:43 You know what, I don't actually care about the iPad. #
• 19:10 Can someone explain N-Dubz to me please? #
• 19:41 I always forget how crap my GCSE and A/AS Level grades were #
• 19:48 It makes me happy when websites have a drop down to select your uni,and they haven't changed Aber to the stupid new name.UWA for life,innit. #
• 19:50 "Are there extenuating circumstances that affected your degree grade?" "Long term illness in second year, Family death in final year" #
• 19:52 That two line phrase sums up 4 years of a degree. Seems a bit odd to reduce it down so much. #
• 20:24 Crap. Essay time. 100 words why you want to work somewhere. Sigh. #
• 21:50 Meh. Meh meh and tired. #

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So, remember how the pain. Oh god, the PAIN amazing and fulfilling pleasure that running the Race for Life gave me last year? No, me either. (I lie, it was pretty awesome)

Well, its that time of year again when I debate about running it again, and this time, I’m wondering if anyone else would be interested in joining me?

Race for Life in Bristol is on 12th and 13th June at 11am. The first time that I did Race for Life, I was with a few friends, which is definitely what I missed about running it alone last year!

Don’t worry, I’m not planning on running it this year, more a leisurly jog/stroll/skip. (Skipping works quite well actually. So if you’ll be in Bristol (or thinking about it!) for that weekend, drop me an email [hi (at) ceriselle.org] or leave a comment.

If you don’t fancy coming to Bristol, or want to do it with your own group, check out the Race for Life website.